Crap Dad Jokes

Author: Ian Allen
Editor: Portico
ISBN: 9781907554940
File Size: 60,63 MB
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What do you call a decomposing whale? Mouldy Dick. And that joke sums up, somewhat poorly, the 999 other jokes in Crap Dad Jokes. This is not a joke book that will make most people laugh. It is designed purely for dear ol' Dad. Following hot on the humorous heels of Portico’s Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes comes this awful sequel for your parental amusement. Crammed with 1000 jokes that will make your silly Dad roll all over on the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to really annoy the rest of the family. In fact, the jokes are so bad, you'll probably want to tear the book up and feed it to the dog. With that said and done, it's the perfect present for Father's Day and your dad. Because he's worth it. What athlete is warmest in the winter? A long jumper. Word count: 35,000

Bad Dad Jokes

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Editor: Portico
ISBN: 9781911622253
File Size: 75,45 MB
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What do you call a decomposing whale? Mouldy Dick. Which athlete is warmest in the winter? A long jumper. Proving that dads are never as funny as they think they are, this ridiculous book of really rubbish Dad jokes has arrived to make the rest of your family's life utter hell. Crammed with 1000 jokes that will make your daft Dad roll all over the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to turn any father into a joke monster of epic proportions, not to mention turn every family occasion into a cringe-fest that no one will enjoy ever again. You have been warned! With that said and done, it's the perfect present for Father's Day. Because he's worth it.

A Shit Load Of Dad Jokes

Author: Ben Over
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ISBN:
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My wife: Why don't you stop telling terrible dad jokes and write a book instead' Me 'Oh, that's a novel idea' A compilation of lots of jokes that have been shared over the years. Some from myself and many from comedians around the world. A MUST for all Dad's!

Dad Jokes

Author: Jimmy Niro
Editor: Sourcebooks
ISBN: 9781492675372
File Size: 43,68 MB
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The perfect gift for Father's Day! "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers,Dad Jokesis packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-gratejokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!

The Very Embarrassing Book Of Dad Jokes

Author: Ian Allen
Editor: Portico
ISBN: 9781907554537
File Size: 56,16 MB
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Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!

Dad Jokes The Cheesy Edition

Author: Dad Says Jokes
Editor: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1788402537
File Size: 56,87 MB
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THE BESTSELLING SERIES The most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes, returns with another collection of hilariously cringe-inducing gags for you to share with friends and family. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with close to 3 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another nine platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme page @Pubity with its 20 million followers. This is his third book. Q: What do you call 52 pieces of bread? A: A deck of carbs

Dad Jokes Book

Author: I. P Happy
Editor: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781729582299
File Size: 38,78 MB
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Great Gift for dad! The giver can personalise the front cover, so he can think of you while telling his cheesy, but clean dad jokes. Q. Someone robbed the coffee shop! a. You're saying they got mugged? :P Everyone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad, right? So, help your dad improve his collection of bad jokes that will make will you laugh and cringe at the same time. A superb Christmas gift for Dad, Father's Day Gift, or Birthday Gift for Dad.

Dad Jokes Journal A 8 5 X 11 Dad Jokes Journal To Keep All Of Your Favorite And Horrible Puns And Jokes

Author: Jennifer E. Garza
Editor: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781794613225
File Size: 75,32 MB
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This 8.5 x 11 Dad Jokes Journal has 100 pages and plenty of room to keep all of your favorite and horrible dad jokes. Writing daily is known to help with anxiety and depression, and jotting down some hilarious dad jokes can give the perfect kickstart. The cover of this journal is a nice blue featuring imagery of sunglasses and a mustache. The title reads, "Dad Jokes Journal."

Really Good Really Bad Dad Jokes

Author: Graham Hiam
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ISBN: 9780994534415
File Size: 21,52 MB
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welcome to the ultimate bad dad joke book for budding Dad Joke Aficionados. If you need help learning the art of 'Dad-Joke-ology' this is the book for you. It provides some of the best Dad Jokes and gives you the best start to this newly recognized art form.I hope you find inspiration in the jokes and adulation from your audience (although it'll likely be calls of Daaadddd enough with the crap jokes already!)One of the greatest memories kids and grandkids will treasure are the dumb Dad jokes that they will hear. So don't miss the opportunity to leave your own comedic mark on them. Whilst they may feel embarrassed and think your jokes are lame now, in years to come, they will appreciate the intellect involved in letting one rip!! A joke that is....

Extremely Embarrassing Dad Jokes

Author: Ian Allen
Editor: Portico
ISBN: 1910232580
File Size: 15,89 MB
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What happened to the man with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove.You can’t keep a good Dad joke down. At the Sunday lunch table, down the pub, at the workplace, dads all over the nation are still churning out the lamest, most pathetic jokes you’ve ever heard. And we’ve gathered them all in this book. Back by popular demand, Extremely Embarrassing Dad Jokes is an all-new collection of Dad joke favourites. With 1000 rib-tickling jokes for every occasion, this book makes it easier than ever to have a laugh - or, more likely, a groan - with Dad.Who drives round the West Country in a camper van? Tess of the Dormobiles.What do angry mice send one another in winter? Cross-mouse cards.

Dad In Law You Re The Shit

Author: Sassmouth Humor
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ISBN: 9781072177692
File Size: 59,54 MB
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A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your father, step father, father in law, uncle, grandfather or father figure on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 80 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.

Dad S Little Black Book If Shit To Remember

Author: Journal Sarcasm
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ISBN: 9781072176602
File Size: 15,52 MB
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A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your father, step father, father in law, uncle, grandfather or father figure on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 80 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.

Notebook

Author: Unim TopNZ
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ISBN:
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Dad S Little Black Book Of Shit To Do

Author: Sassy Press
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ISBN: 9781072174110
File Size: 61,73 MB
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A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your father, step father, father in law, uncle, grandfather or father figure on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 80 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.

Dad You Re The Shit

Author: Journal Sarcasm
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ISBN: 9781072175117
File Size: 62,15 MB
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A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your father, step father, father in law, uncle, grandfather or father figure on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 80 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.

Foster Dad You Re The Shit

Author: Journal Humor
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ISBN: 9781072173359
File Size: 21,84 MB
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A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your father, step father, father in law, uncle, grandfather or father figure on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 80 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.

The Little Book Of Shit Jokes

Author: Sid Finch
Editor: Summersdale Publishers LTD - ROW
ISBN: 1787834840
File Size: 56,55 MB
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My mate was selling a television cheap because the volume was broken. I couldn’t turn it down. What’s black and white and bad all over? These jokes! Groaning with silly gags, classic crap wisecracks, naff knock-knocks, poor puns and lame one-liners, this book will make you cry until you laugh.

Dad Thanks For Picking Up My Shit

Author: Journal Sarcasm
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ISBN: 9781072169161
File Size: 45,92 MB
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A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your father, step father, father in law, uncle, grandfather or father figure on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 80 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.

Granddad You Re The Shit

Author: Sassy Press
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ISBN: 9781072171645
File Size: 43,17 MB
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A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your father, step father, father in law, uncle, grandfather or father figure on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 80 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.

Happy Father S Day Thanks For Dealing With All My Shit

Author: Journal Sarcasm
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ISBN: 9781072176480
File Size: 11,24 MB
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A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your father, step father, father in law, uncle, grandfather or father figure on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 80 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.